Tout le monde, je déteste l’EPS! C’est très barbant. Vous ne comprennez pas! En France, l’EPS était mieux. Ici, les Américaines aiment beaucoup les abdominaux! Moi, je ne peux pas faire les abdominaux! Ils sont trop difficiles! Je veux pleurer!
Everyone, I hate gym class! It’s sooooooo boring. You do not understand! In France, PE was better! The Americans LOVE push-ups a lot! Me, well…I can’t do push-ups! They are too hard! I want to cry!
I’m really weak, just in case you were wondering. I have no upper body strength and according to Chrissa, I look like a Twizzler (because I'm skinny and I have red hair...)! Yeah, so we have push-up tests soon…if I fail, I get a B in gym class! Mon dieu, that can’t happen! I’ve only gotten straight A’s in America and I got all 18s in France…once, I even got a 19! I am a perfect student who is just super athletically challenged. I love fitness and I think it is super important-don’t get me wrong-but I work out by walking or riding my bike. So therefore, I do not need gym class.
OK SO GET THIS- all of the obnoxious people are in there. I’m talking Ava, Liz, Hayley, Kailey, Kirsten, Alyson, Alyssa, and CHRISSA. Chrissa, I swear, is dysfunctional. She is so exasperating…for example, she came into class dancing while she was singing “TiK ToK” by that Ke$ha person. (Really, I will never understand American music…except for Miley Cyrus!)