NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT IT! (Look at title of post)
At first, when Riley (which is Miley's real name...Miley...er Riley is a #23) ask if I wanted to play tackle football, I thought she was talking about some odd version of soccer.
Then, I got placed on this team called "The Wimpy Crybabies". Seriously. I could have come up with a WAY better name than "The Wimpy Crybabies". We played against Kailey & Co.'s team...the "Terrible Tyrants" (Their team name holds true).
Anyway, the two Josefinas were on my team. One wore a helmet and tied pillows around her waist. I questioned that at first, but I know why she did.
Kailey came at me full throttle, knocked me over, and I got a bloody nose.
Je suis bonne...mais triste.
Kailey. Est. Mechante. (Kailey. Is. Evil.)