Friday, December 21, 2012

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Salut, tout le monde! C'est Sabine! Sandrine! Nous avons un petit problème. 
Oui, c'est vrai. Notre problème? Christelle a une petite sœur et nous allons la rencontrer!

Unfortunately, the world didn't end, but arguably, it another way. Yeah, Christelle has a little sister. She has an older one, too. Much to my chagrin, that makes three Lacaux girls. That is three too many, I personally think. 

Sandrine and I both do not like Christelle-- this might easily be the biggest thing we have in common.
We obviously don't have this in common because I don't just dislike Christelle. I absolutely HATE her. I cannot stand her. 
I feel that way, too, but I'm trying to be nice about it, Sandrine...
Yeah, just like you try too hard to be nice to her. Anyway, Christelle is probably the rudest, most obnoxious person I have ever met. She is miserable, so she takes it out on everybody and treats them like complete dirt! Plus, she is from Paris and totally has that "Parisian elitist" attitude going on. 

For those who don't know, it's kind of a bad stereotype that those from other regions in French tend to associate with Parisians. It's more of a joke than anything, though. Yeah, Christelle *could* have that attitude, but I think her problems stem deeper than that. 

Problems. Christelle has them, definitely. She is particularly rude to me, probably because I have a temper and somewhat of an attitude. She doesn't know how to deal with that. Plus, she says stupid, stereotypical thinks about MY region, which is why I call her a Parisian Elitist because she thinks other cities (and regions) are inferior to Paris and the Ile-de-France. 

Christelle was SO RUDE to me when I bought her a Christmas present last year! She couldn't even pretend like she liked it. It is also so annoying when people think we should be friends with Christelle because she is French like us. Other than being of the same nationality, we have nothing in common with her. 

Yeah, which is why I try to avoid her instead of trying to be nice to her like Sabine does. 
Anyway, we have good reasons to be worried about Amandine and Marie-Christine, her sisters. However, we are particularly worried that Marie-Christine, Christelle's little sister, will be as terrible as Christelle because WE ARE MEETING MARIE-CHRISTINE IN JANUARY. 

Hey, being nice to Christelle might pay off...eventually. 
Our friends who run a blog called The Shoreline Student sent us a few photos of Marie-Christine. She is spending the holidays with them, and then we get to meet her. I'm sure she is different enough from Christelle. I'll try not to pass judgement until I meet her. 
Look at her in these photos. She looks so sweet and innocent in her adorable pink sweater and cutesy hair ribbons. It's probably just a guise to hide the fact that she is really like her sister. 

Marie-Christine is spending some time with the infamous twins, Kit and Kat. I wonder what kinds of things they are doing... 
I hope that Kit-Kat are entertaining her enough so that she will want to stay with them forever! Then, I'll never have to meet her. 

So, tout le monde, that was Marie-Christine. We don't know anything about her other than she is Christelle's twelve-year-old sister.
If she's like Christelle, you'll hear about it. If she's different from Christelle, you'll still hear about it, but I'll be much nicer and happier when talking about this person. 

I have my suspicions, but how wrong do you think it is for Sandrine to pass judgement on somebody we haven't even met?

You can't ask that, Sabine! How wrong do you think it is for Sabine to try and criminalize me?

Sabine et Sandrine

1 comment:

Inky said...

I think Marie-Christine looks adorable! I hope she will turn out to be nicer than her sister!